>Fire Rihanna’s makeup artist, not Grognak!
>Exodus to Odyssee possible.
>Fake and gay Canadian helicopters with no one being thrown from them.
>Mandela things; Lord of the Rings seems to have changed..
>Wurm posting our way into San Francisco. Ironic?
>Dallas Fair Park statue scrutiny.
>The US army is giving people HIV while Russia plays war games in Ukraine.

With: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, and Grognak

Break Music: Mindfield, by Hard Evidence

Creepypasta: Annual Report, Smithsonian 1894, read by Dogbot