• “Chupacabra” sightings.

• SADs Sports, a new bet to place. 

• TERF battalion marches to war, while “based Swiss” burn tr*ns effigies 

• Digital nobility art tour. Doge Coin covered McLarens. RIP NFTS.

• Mayan gem grills. 

• UFO’s in Montana?

• Transhumanist lich gets cut from the Book of Life  

• “Forever Chemicals” in your blood, don’t worry about it bruh..

• Lubrikanda fo’eva.

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak

Break Music: Smoko, by The Chats

Necronormiecon: The Coming Insurrection: The Second Circle, read by Dogbot