• Ding dong, the witch is a lich! (The queen is publicly “dead”) 

• Lawd of Dem Rangz will bring a new great depression.

• Artemis launch failed, because no one’s going anywhere outside the firmament. 

• High octane SADS retardation. 

• Canadian stroke master blue-balls nation due to natural causes.

• Corpses containing creepy clots crop conspiracies.

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot and Grognak

Break Music: The Queen is Dead, by The Smiths

Necronormiecon: The Plans of Judaism Against the Romanian People Pt. 2: Against the Student Movement, read by Reinhardt