The (Fake) Royal Family S4 EP 53

Merry Christmas! That’s right, we say Merry Christmas, not Happy Holidays around here. Actually, Christmas was last week, but whatever. This week, Johnny is joined once again by Bella Dashwood for a discussion about the British royal family. Who are they really? What are their secrets? Why are they surrounded by pedophiles, and are they really reptilian aliens? Pour a glass of eggnog, get /comfy/ and let’s find out what’s really going on in the house of Sachs-Coburg-Gotha on the last Paranormies episode of 2019!

With: Johnny Monoxide

Guest: Bella Dashwood, check her out on Twitter @ChaniEvenstar

Music break: Illusion, by Kovalev

Creepypasta: Clown Puppet, read by Bradshaw Wilson

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