- AOC shenanigans and amazonian woman kangs
- Ninja nestalgia. Ninja honor or ninja-dishonor?
- Katana Watkins RIP. Death in Chan land.
- James Webb notices things, gets whacked by space junk.
- Troons will continue until Transhumanism improves.
- Zulu serpent booba spoon replaces Gen. Robert E. Lee in voodoo town
- The (half-assed) Battle of the Hoover Dam (barely) kicked off!
- The sky turns into lime jello in South Dakota.
Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot and Grognak
Break Music: True Survivor, by David Hasselhoff
Creepypasta: Transwiggerism, read by Dogbot