• Happy killdozer day! Which came first, the chicken on the egg?
• The guys start off talking about some half fish women known as mermaids.
• Ape persons with scale sirenomelia.
• Zimbabwe has mermaid problems, The struggle is reel.
• Mermaid Mockumentary time.
• Ancient aliens unda da sea.
• Kelpie Gypsies and the BLOOP.

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak

Break Music: March to the Sea (NOT 20 minutes), by Pelican

Creepypasta: DB and the Seadevils, read by Dogbot