• We don’t care about the pipeline

• Sandy Hook litigious fakery

• Artemis is delayed (again) because it’s fine. It’s just fine. 

• Moonlet dimorphism and lots of contingencies

• Retrogaming fake space: Asteroids!

• Deepcake Bruce Willis

• Mammoth hybrid necromancy (and that’s where it stops!)

• Royal reptilian rumble

Panel: Johnny and Reinhardt

Break Music: Tupilak, by Russian Circles

Necronormiecon: The Hyborian Age: Part 1, read by Reinhardt