Our trip around the nation looking for paranormal oddities, cryptids, and haunted places takes us to Pennsylvania. Johnny is joined by intern hopeful Grognak and guest Seamus from Antelope Hill Publishing.

Small talk and shitposting (obv)
Creepy Cryptids: Dogmen (not Dogbots), apple elves, lake monsters, goat-men, and more
Spooky Spots: paranormal penitentiaries and haunted battlefields
Tartaria where art thou: asylums and old museums

With: Johnny, Grognak, and guest Seamus

Break Music: Deadwood, by Really Slow Motion

Creepypasta: That Was A Really Bad Fall, written by Seamus, read by Reinhardt Von Krieger