Grab your hand sanitizer, it’s time for the evening news!
- Dead Internet Concern Trolling
- Mask mandate based hot takes from the AI internet.
- Trans celebrity death match begins.
- Today in (sacrificial) HIStory.
- Incoming asteroid death #33409 and Jewish holoporting on the ISS.
- Lone Skum bothers Black Twitter.
- School Easter Bunny wants your kids.
- Parkland shooting sugar daddies?
Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak
Break Music: Diviner by Inborn Tendency
Necronormiecon: “The System’s Neatest Trick” Part 4, read by Dogbot