• Oscar night cranks up the fake and gay.
• Dave Grohl sacrifices his drummer for thoughts and prayers to the dark lord.
• The War in Ukraine, Kentucky.
• Potatoes fall victim to war.
• Bird flu is here to take your homesteading chickens.
• Disney is coming for your kids.

Panel: Johnny, Dogbot, and Grognak

Break Music: Captract by Richard Devine

Necronormiecon: The System’s Neatest Trick (Pt. 1) read by Dogbot