• Test tube bitcoin babies (something something 41%)
• Risky Ruskies gonna git they Tesla kill switched
• Debunking the cannibal Russian next-door
• The legion of low ladder mercenaries
• Elona vs. Vlad beast system slap fight
• “Nuclear holocaust for thee, but not for me.” – The Swiss, probably

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak

Break Music: “Lonely Soldier Boy“, by Ushinawareta Yume o Motomete

Necronormiecon: “Preparing Religious People to Accept the Alien-Serpent Savior” Read by Reinhardt