Jewish pedo cult on the loose in Mexico
Phenotype minority report is literal
College zombie safety 101
Sodomite love letters
Soy Heebgoblins strike out again!
Mickey Rourke is 100% yenta
Giant sighting leads to TikTok Canuck’s spoopy death

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Fash Gordon
Break Music: False Idols, by Unearth
Necronormiecon: The Coming Insurrection, Seventh Circle, Pt. 1, read by Dogbot