>Which distraction is distracting from the distracting distractions? >Holy Shmoley, Unholy Shmuley >J’s vs G’s >The Daily Eruv >Did you try unplugging and plugging the bridge back in? >An act of war, terrorism, or incompetence? What if Occam’s Razor is all of them? >P-Diddler and the Gayop of the week™️ Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, Fash Gordon Break Song: Return To Monke, by The Viagra Boys Necronormiecon: Brother’s Prayer, read by Jack